Doing it wrong since 1998.
A new pr0n star is born without doing any acts of sex. Meet Ryan Creamer.
I have found the way to always have a clean pinch. If I prolapse when I take a shit, I don’t have to wipe. That saves toilet paper!
Some of the best porn skits I have seen in a really long time. Mostly because my sensories are pretty burned out.
I am having one of those sticky moments in life.
Goodbye cruel world, I am leaving you today!